Little Billy-bob
by Samuel M.
January 22, 2008
Little Billy-bob liked football very much.
But that resulted with an overgrown crutch.
Because the last team that Billy-bob had to play,
let's just say they did more that waylay.
Now being down far in the team's depth chart,
Billy-bob was sure he would not take part.
But very wrong Billy-bob stood
because the other team will break your neck if they could.
Well, when the time came
for the rough housing game
you knew entirely what it would bring
because their team was big and towering.
So when he game started
and the other huddle parted,
the very first hut
had one guy cracked like a little chestnut.
The next one was mowed
by their overgrown toad
Sooner and Sooner Billy would go in
as another guy was smashed into tin.
O no! Billy-bob was sent out.
He thought he'd be turned into sour croute.
It was not good that Billy-bob was as skimpy as can be.
because his opponent was as big as a tree.
O no! The whistle blew.
But deep down inside billy-bob new
that he could whip the other guy
as bad as a McDonald fry.
Billy-bob charged and so did that tree
and to this day Billy is broken but as fine as can be
because if you go visit Billy-bob Doff
he'd just go ahead and wave you off
and tell you to visit that foe long ago
because his condition you don't want to know.
